I have to say that my co-worker is one of the most sarcastic people that I know. She always keeps me in stitches. Here's an example with an instant messaging conversation we had today.
Audrey Seymour... thanks for allowing me to direct all the subs to orientation. It is really my favorite thing to do in the whole entire world. Sometimes I dream i could just bathe in a pool of substitute teachers. They are like an ocean of relaxation and brightness.
Brandy Reeder/... sometimes I cry at night
Brandy Reeder/... because I want to be the one to direct them
Audrey Seymour... I bet
Audrey Seymour... you're jaleous
Audrey Seymour... normal
Brandy Reeder/... Allison says you can always just stand at the front and direct them like you're Vanna White
Brandy Reeder/... she knows that would make you happy
Audrey Seymour... if you don't mind the blood on the walls
Audrey Seymour... :)
Brandy Reeder/... you're killing me back here
Audrey Seymour... i hope so
2 comments:
sarcastic, me? I am really offended I meant every word in a very positive way. I am a very positive person and I really want to be a substitute teacher carpet. Could you please let me be one? I heard mud is good for your skin anyway.
OH MY GOSH. I love you guys and miss you both so much!
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